Crazy Money

I wanted to give everyone who watches the Bachelor plenty of time to get "caught up" so I don't spoil anything. So SPOILER ALERT - if you haven't seen last WEEKS (not last night) Bachelor, and you have been hiding under the infamous Geico rocks, you may want to skip this post!

You could hear a collective sigh of relief across the entire country last week when Bachelor Brad sent Crazy Michelle packing.

OK - so Michelle's last name is Money. Love it! Michelle Money. So I have given her the nickname Crazy $.

Now that Crazy $ is gone, the leftovers all seem to get along and now the house is gonna be all rainbows and unicorns and it really stinks! She was the entertainment! Her one liners are legendary!

The part that really stinks for Crazy $ is she is actually a really nice person. Very sweet. Good heart.

In honor of Crazy $ here are some of her best quotes:

"When Brad kisses me, and I kiss Brad, fireworks are gonna go off, probably right behind us"

"This is especially irritating because it happens to be my 30th birthday. Not my 29th, not my 31st, my 30th!"

"I'm ready for some girls to go home, primarily because I need more space for my luggage"

"Soon enough it will be over and they will all be gone and it will just be me and Brad in Tahiti, practicing making babies"

"Brad and Britt will apparently be setting sail on the ship of love. I think there's a good chance their ship will go down"

"Not only do I not see them getting married, I don't even see them friending each other on facebook"

"All I can do is be myself, be patient and hope that Chantal gets attacked by monkeys. Or apes."

So long Crazy $. The Bachelor will never be the same!

♥ Cassie